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Wednesday, July 2, 2008

I Am an Oxy-Moron

I am an oxymoron
I wonder how jumbo shrimp taste
I hear airline food is bad
I want honest lawyers
I am an oxymoron

I pretend to be the living dead
I feel legally drunk
I touch soft rocks
I worry about childproof homes
I cry sweet sorrow
I am an oxymoron

I understand temporary tax increase
I say "now, then..."
I dream about synthetic natural gas
I try to use peace force
I hope to become a christian scientist
I am an oxymoron

5 comments:

melinda said...

I LOVE YOUR BLOG ITS COOL..AND I LOVE THE ANIME PIC...COOLNESS MAA HARDCORE..LMFAO

Garnett said...

whats the difference between a regular scientist and a Christian scientist

melinda said...

lmfaoooo i was wondering that too..christian people are interesting

hezekiah petersen said...

that title is real creative
i would have never thought of that

chris peters said...

lmfao this was very funny oh man thanx for a bit of comity