I Am an Oxy-Moron

I am an oxymoron
I wonder how jumbo shrimp taste
I hear airline food is bad
I want honest lawyers
I am an oxymoron

I pretend to be the living dead
I feel legally drunk
I touch soft rocks
I worry about childproof homes
I cry sweet sorrow
I am an oxymoron

I understand temporary tax increase
I say "now, then..."
I dream about synthetic natural gas
I try to use peace force
I hope to become a christian scientist
I am an oxymoron